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Wrangle

Verb. To wrestle a ferocious animal into place. This animal may also include my wife.
In my spare time I am an Ostrich Wrangler.
Billy wrangled my wife into position to receive.
by Marc April 4, 2005
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wranglers

Jeans wore by cowboys, country fella's and these sorts. Can be found in Texas and Wyoming. Usually causes low sperm count due to the tightness that they are worn.
Yo, that party was wack, just a bunch of wrangler wearing guys and big heffer chicks.
by KingTotem April 10, 2004
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wranglers

tight jeens worn by hoot cowboys and country singers who have a nice ass
Damn he can sure fill out those wranglers
by AngelBabie89007 April 5, 2004
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hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers

Extremely hot; weather, surfaces, ect.
Whoa! It must be 100 degrees out here. It's hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers!
by SsgMoreno September 12, 2013
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Spank Wangler

A term used for an amazingly good looking guy who is unfortunately a bit of a bungalow. For most girls the prospect of dating a Spank Wangler is not too attractive but having a one night stand is almost unavoidable, but kind of like riding a scooter... loads of fun but you wouldn't want your friends to see you.
Bunny: "Hey check out that guy over there, he's a total hotty."
Jane: "Yeah but he's trying to open that car door with his rabbit foot keyring"
Bunny: "Damnit, he's a total Spank Wangler"
by Bunny Phluff March 13, 2008
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Rollick Wrangled

(Verb)
1. When you have sex with a really peng bird.

2. Working in retail during a busy rush.

Mostly used in Warrington area.
“Aw lad she’s peng her. She’d get absolutely rollick wrangled”
Oh my god. So many tables. Getting absolutely rollick wrangled here boys”
by JDelooze August 19, 2020
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Neptune's wrangle

A high end maneuver during sex where you must maintain penetration, after having blasted your partner in the anus with a dollar store squirt gun filled with the iciest of water.
I pulled a Neptune's wrangle on Brittany and she nearly snapped my dick in half trying to turn around.
by Snaproll3570 March 19, 2020
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