absent presumed working

A person not online as often as they had been, particularly in the daytime. Absent from chat sites or messenger programs like Yahoo or Skype or Facebook or Stickam.

Jane is absent presumed working (APW), she was not been on Facebook today (this week)

by conibonjovi October 12, 2009

morning wood working

When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.

This morning I woke up and did some major morning wood working!

by jager666999 May 14, 2016

My mic isnt working

The most common excuse for not participating in class when the teacher picks on you. Yeah, if thats you, pay attention in class loser and get off your phone.

Teacher: "John, can you read the next paragraph?"
John: *Minding anything but his classwork*
John: *writes in chat*: "My mic isnt working" (yeah yeah yeah)

by Yuri A. January 23, 2021

winking walnut

The chocolate starfish, the tea-towel holder, the anus

My winking walnut's in a right state after last night's vindaloo!

by Lizbie February 20, 2008

working in pjs

working from home. most likely in pajamas.

jax: you coming into the office?
mcg: naw, i'm working in pjs today.

by khup_ March 31, 2008

working the door

The act of stimulating the backdoor via short shallow thrusts.

He started by working the door before getting into the main act.

by Churroboy March 6, 2015

Woking

When a corporation pushes it woke agenda on its employees.

Hey team, less woking and more working please!

by Davin01 July 13, 2022