A big hairy greek man with an unusually thick layer of hair surrounding his legs, this is Wog Can Opener's ozone layer. When Wog Can Opener is frightened or salty, large quantities of milk gush from his anus to ward of any toxicity or absorb his victims. One of Wog Can Opener's most prolific traits is the ability to open any metal object with his spiky Wog teeth. Wog Can Opener also hates Jews and intends to eliminate all Asians and Jews from existence, be warned, his bite is lethal and his milk is sour. Wog Can Opener is also a gay AWOLNATION fanboy, if you ever see a Wog Can Opener in real life, make sure you shove your finger up his ass hole or else your teeth with be consumed.
Yo, diggity dawg, I wish I was a Wog Can Opener.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.
Oh dude same, careful though, with great Wog comes great responsibility.
by BigBoyJesseTheBrick March 27, 2018
by Gingenigga March 12, 2020
one who goes out of his/her way to appear and act as though they are of Greek/Italian/Turkish ect, decent. surrounding themselves with people of these origins, trying to pick up language terms and develop a 'wog accent' themselves.
usually being of Asian or Anglo decent...they ain't fooling nobody!
usually being of Asian or Anglo decent...they ain't fooling nobody!
-have you heard Gary talk lately? he's picked up this strange want-to-be Greek accent.
-Yeah, he's been 'wog whispering' ever since he started hanging around with Stavros and Con.
-Yeah, he's been 'wog whispering' ever since he started hanging around with Stavros and Con.
by dr greasy January 24, 2012
by New to the pond August 22, 2021
wog boyfriends are amazing
by ydocnskakx May 23, 2022