Hose Beast

typically a Hose Beast is a Beast who is hose

damn did u see her, she was the Beast who is Hose.

by Garrett Wright December 15, 2004

you are so hosed

it means yes or to agree to something someone says.

"omg this is so kewl!"
"you are so hosed!"

by Ninzi123 May 21, 2008

Human Water Hose

When you shove a garden hose up your ass and put that fucker on jet, then hope for the best

I’m so close to committing human water hose right now!

by Mikeox big November 29, 2019

cut some hose

(v) - The act of cutting some hose, whether they are your hose or not, whether they deserved it or not.

Can you cut some hose for me? -No we don't cut hose here, only bitches.

by kraddel January 17, 2011

Thumb in the Hose Nozzle

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she gets diarrhea and it squirts out all over the place. Kind of like when you stick your thumb in the end of a hose nozzle and the water shoots out forcefully.

Rich: "So how was fuckin Lauren last night? I could hear it going down in the living room."

Adam: "Well it was good till I stuck it in her ass. Then i got the old Thumb in the Hose Nozzle action and spent the rest of the night cleaning up your leather couches."

by Chuck Bucket May 10, 2005

wire hose clamp

a slut that once you give her some meth, she won't go away. She will clamp on as long as there is the possibility she will get more.

Lucy has become such a wire hose clamp that whenevwer she gets wired she hangs out with the guy forever

by lammonoski February 12, 2008

psycho hose bitch

Someone (usually a woman) who acts in a crazy, or hysterical fashion. Usually goes around deseperatly looking for a hook-up.

Hey chikita. Smarten up alittle, your acting like a psycho hose bitch!

by Peter Sanchez May 7, 2008