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Wisconsin Hickey 

When 9 guys hold one guy down and the "Minyan Man" gives the victim a big, wet, juicy hickey. (Common practice at Wisconsin Ramah).
Reuben is walking to the bunk. As he approaches the bunk, 9 lads ambush him and pin him down. Shimon, the Minyan Man, emerges from behind the bush where he laid in wait. Shimon proceeds to administer a beautiful Wisconsin Hickey to Reuben's neck.

Wisconsin Back-burner 

To take a shit while doing a hand-stand on your back porch.
Paul Hamm is an olympic gymnast from Wisconsin. He warms up every day with a Wisconsin Back-burner after a cup of coffee to loosen his bowels.

Wisconsin petite 

a sarcastic term used to describe a person or a thing that clearly is not considered petite except by those with delusional opinions or Andre the Giant.
Anne is 5'10 and weighs 180 lbs but considers herself petite. If she's any kind of petite, she's a Wisconsin petite.
Wisconsin petite by pooblius October 12, 2016

wisconsin needle dick

A Wisconsinite that sticks his needle dick in a wedge or wheel of swiss cheese, proceeding to then get other males to join in on the process to make it into a sword fighting competition in one hole.
Hey man, are you fixin' to come to my house to play some Wisconsin Needle dick?

wisconsin white 

they can be nice people but they are emotionally and sexually repressed, and they refuse to dance at weddings. they generally study something that has to do with logic. they are usually religious, and they usually blush a lot.
"that dude is so boring. he's so quiet and wisconsin white."

Wisconsin Turkey Neck

The act of placing a turkey neck inside your lover and putting your penis inside to act as a condom.
"Last night I totally gave Jessica a Wisconsin Turkey Neck , because she ran out of condoms."