when one is having a hard time pushing out any amount of feces, one wipes the anus. this massaging relaxes the rectum, allowing the deliverer to excrete.
Mike: fuck, it took me so long to squeeze out that last shit
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.
by tony varanqualanderavivita December 21, 2013
Get the relax wipemug. : to briskly circumduct a urinal around one's pecker, with the intent of irregularly cleaning or drying excess pee, especially while sundowning
// He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.
: to clean or dry one's penis with a urinal following unnecessary and habitual micturation.
// He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.
: to clean or dry one's penis with a urinal following unnecessary and habitual micturation.
He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.
by PAEx April 20, 2020
Get the sha-wipemug. by Monster Dong 69 December 11, 2020
Get the No Wipe Decembermug. A person who after they ejeculate wipes the remaining semen off of their penis and on to the nearest wall.
by Jews clues January 23, 2016
Get the wall wipemug. Grape Wipe means someone who is Black named Nate (Nathen, or Nathaniel) Straight, Cis. Single and not getting any bitches anytime soon. A complete Loser
by RedPepperCookie March 2, 2022
Get the Grape Wipemug. Wiping your dick across a girls face while cumming over their face like a windshield wiper during winter.
by Idjfkffn September 21, 2023
Get the Winter wipemug. Eg when you come off a call and your screen is dirty following it being stuck to your ear and you have to give it Mobi-Wipe clean...
by Andy Collett December 15, 2008
Get the Mobi-Wipemug.