teeny weenie peenie

When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.

Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!

<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"

<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"

<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"

<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.

by keepkosher December 15, 2011

teeny weenie

A very small penis.

You saw him? He’s got a teeny weenie!

by Minecraft1238 January 29, 2019

Euro-weenie

Typically a resident of continental Western Europe. Characteristics are smugness, arrogance, and cowardice. Given to excessive envy and whining about the U.S.A. while forgetting their own sordid history. See ingratitude and hypocrisy

Bwaaahahahaha! Look at asshat nancy-boy Euro-weenies! What a bunch of fags!

by DT December 21, 2004

weenis

Its when your playing tennis but WE are the ones playing tennis.

Lets go play a game of weenis

by tim waltman April 4, 2005

Weenie-new-new

Sex, or when u can't think of another word for a guitar sound or any thing, insert into sentance.

Origin - came along when Tom and Sarah were listening to a song and the guitar went Weenie-new-new

Variations - Weenie-neenie-new-new

Ur such a weenie-new-new
Go weenie-new-new ur self

by Tom Kellum May 19, 2006

scenie weenie

Dem little kidz wit' tha hair all black and emo and shit, girlie pantz on them legs and shit, you know

yo check out that lame ass scenie weenie, kid look like a straight fag, AH HAAA!!

by Jermir Livingston November 25, 2007

no weenie

-stephen gross
-tyler starky
-^ both have no weenie

Tyler starky and stephen gross have vaginas

by TylerStarkyStephenGross havenoweenies April 19, 2005