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weave nation-certified

If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.
dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024
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weave plunger

When you get in a fight with a girl, instead of slamming her head into a wall, take control of her hair and slam it down the toilet to use her facial structure as a makeshift plunger.

In basic terms, it’s like giving Frosty the Snowman head... if he was made of liquid.
Brian: Hey Brock, did Rebecca give you head last night?
Brock: Nah man, someone used her as a weave plunger. I’m good.
by ceoofstarfishassholes November 14, 2018
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Bob n' Weave

1. A touchdown dance noteably used by the 1998-2000 St. Louis Rams NFL team that was greatly received as unsportsmanlike conduct.
2. A Barber Shop Beauty Parlor combination owned and created by the same name which also features styles/cuts by the same name.
by Vin Nguyen August 3, 2017
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Weave

The female equivalent of a 'beard', that is a man who is a cover for a lesbian or gender non-binary for a woman who wants to keep their homosexual identity a secret.
He invited her to his brothers wedding as a weave. Nobody could beweave it.
by Moonsoc August 11, 2017
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Weave Virgin

To not have had a weave in your hair before. Most common in black beauty. Used in an episode of the Snapchat show FACE FORWARD when a client never had a weave before. Also a drag queen lineeeeee

Note: not the same as never before having a wig.
Person 1: What’s it like to have a weave?

Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?

Person 1: Nah gal

Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!
by LimeCrush04 November 12, 2018
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Weave

Something bitches with no hair use.......often used by afro having females.......often used by black people.......*cough
Weave is horse hair.
by High class person March 4, 2019
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Weaved

When someone snatches your wig or weave
Oh no! You’ve been weaved!”
That guy over there weaved me!”
by Sarbush, Erbush and Maddog March 12, 2019
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