If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.
dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024
Get the weave nation-certified mug.When you get in a fight with a girl, instead of slamming her head into a wall, take control of her hair and slam it down the toilet to use her facial structure as a makeshift plunger.
In basic terms, it’s like giving Frosty the Snowman head... if he was made of liquid.
In basic terms, it’s like giving Frosty the Snowman head... if he was made of liquid.
Brian: Hey Brock, did Rebecca give you head last night?
Brock: Nah man, someone used her as a weave plunger. I’m good.
Brock: Nah man, someone used her as a weave plunger. I’m good.
by ceoofstarfishassholes November 14, 2018
Get the weave plunger mug.1. A touchdown dance noteably used by the 1998-2000 St. Louis Rams NFL team that was greatly received as unsportsmanlike conduct.
2. A Barber Shop Beauty Parlor combination owned and created by the same name which also features styles/cuts by the same name.
2. A Barber Shop Beauty Parlor combination owned and created by the same name which also features styles/cuts by the same name.
by Vin Nguyen August 3, 2017
Get the Bob n' Weave mug.The female equivalent of a 'beard', that is a man who is a cover for a lesbian or gender non-binary for a woman who wants to keep their homosexual identity a secret.
by Moonsoc August 11, 2017
Get the Weave mug.To not have had a weave in your hair before. Most common in black beauty. Used in an episode of the Snapchat show FACE FORWARD when a client never had a weave before. Also a drag queen lineeeeee
Note: not the same as never before having a wig.
Note: not the same as never before having a wig.
Person 1: What’s it like to have a weave?
Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?
Person 1: Nah gal
Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!
Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?
Person 1: Nah gal
Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!
by LimeCrush04 November 12, 2018
Get the Weave Virgin mug.Something bitches with no hair use.......often used by afro having females.......often used by black people.......*cough
Weave is horse hair.
by High class person March 4, 2019
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