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by !!@#@##### May 10, 2018
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weave plunger

When you get in a fight with a girl, instead of slamming her head into a wall, take control of her hair and slam it down the toilet to use her facial structure as a makeshift plunger.

In basic terms, it’s like giving Frosty the Snowman head... if he was made of liquid.
Brian: Hey Brock, did Rebecca give you head last night?
Brock: Nah man, someone used her as a weave plunger. I’m good.
by ceoofstarfishassholes November 14, 2018
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sea weave

those globules of other people's hair, of dubious nature, inevitably found in every public and hotel pool, floating curiously close to your or your child's mouth. Pool hair globs.
nice pool, but is that a kraken? no, its just a sea weave tide a-flowin' in. close your mouths.
by PfattyP October 4, 2025
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Weave

Person 1: Yo did you see how Jaxy dodged all them punches yesterday
Person 2: Yeah, his opponent threw like 14 punches and missed every one of them
Person 1: His weave game is immaculate
by DaNeekers January 7, 2022
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weaving like piss

Weaving very aggressively through traffic
by Cock waver July 24, 2023
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weave nation-certified

If someone is weave nation-certified, this means that they are a dodging expert. Throw them stuff, but no matter what, they will dodge left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical everything.
dude 1: yo, have you seen dude 3? bro is a goddamn weave nation-certified!
dude 2: yeah, bro is DEFINITELY him.
by AdruyinarGaming January 12, 2024
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Pull yo weave

It’s a VERY harmful weapon first used by females. It can hurt the scalp and even worse pull yo tracks out. ⚠️WARNING⚠️ DON’T PUT WEAVE IN WHEN YOU GOT BEEF.
Bitch I will pull yo weave out dumb bitch!
by Taytortot September 7, 2020
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