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Wall Street Special

The act of going out for lunch from your white-collared office job and ordering two margaritas and no food to accompany, can be summed up as “two margaritas, no lunch”
Friend 1: Hey man, we’ve got the next couple of hours away from the office, where should we go to grab a bite? Somewhere downtown?

Friend 2: I don’t care man, as long as I can get my Wall Street Special, two margaritas, no lunch.
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French Wall Sit 

When one person takes a seated position with their back pushed against a wall much like the "wall sit" exercise position. A second person will then press there ass against the first individuals face, pinning their head against the wall. Then, with as much force as person two can muster, shit into the face of person one.
Don't work out in front of Jason, he'll give you a French wall sit.

Lit willy sucker party 

Fourth-Wall Syndrome 

A condition where a fictional character is able to beat the fourth wall, but their meta-awareness becomes debilitating. They will often lose their grasp of the fictional world they live in as they become obsessed with the fourth wall. Other side effects can include but are not limited to, lashing out at the audience, losing awareness of their own fictional world, stress, emotional distress, Borderline Personality Disorder, Depression, etc.
This character, suffering from Fourth-Wall Syndrome, despised his creator, blaming her for every bad thing that ever happened to him.
Fourth-Wall Syndrome by GGM_TRM March 17, 2023

three walls shy of a full house 

Not very bright and lacking in any common sense whatsoever
Well, bless your pea picking little heart! You are about three walls shy of a full house, ain’t you? That’s what you get for sticking your finger in an electric socket!

free willy society 

When you're taking a piss in public and someone walks by, you don't stop pissing and yell "free willy society"
Person 1: *pissing in a bush*
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!

Wisconsin Willy Stamp

When 3 or more men tie their penises together (usually with a rubber band), dip them in a bucket of paint, and slap a woman across the face with them.
Frank: Yo I just gave my girl a Wisconsin Willy Stamp
Gerbert: what the fuck is that