Sex Vulture

Someone who preys on broken down/ended relationships in the hope of getting with people.

"Did you hear Norris and Margaret broke up?"
"yeah, phwoar, Margaret"
"You sex vulture, you."

by pseudophobic January 15, 2012

Hype Vulture

Hipsters that circle potential sources of culture, swooping in whenever something begins to generate hype and ruining said thing for the rest of us. Once something is attacked by a hype vulture, all further observers must be wary of being accused of being a hype vulture themselves.

I went to the WU LYF show but it was full of hype vultures.

by pandajack0 August 2, 2011

Vulture

Someone who you believe to be a close friend, but as soon as your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend is over, they begin to hit and ask them out.

After Alex and Samantha split up, the next week Luke asked Samantha out on a date. He was a vulture

by Anti-Product August 25, 2011

Clit Vulture

The act of a lesbian, usually over 45, stalking a younger lesbian, 18-30, in the hopes of regaining her youth.

Godfuckingdamn, that nasty ass, leatherfaced dyke Deb is at it again! Why can't she stop clit vulturing and let me drink my shirley temple in peace!

Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss

That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.

by thefishbin August 31, 2011

Friendly Vulture

A person, usually one of many, who is suddenly your very best friend in the world because you have brought food of some sort into the classroom. Usually gum, birthday cookies/brownies, and doughnuts.

Common phrases include, "Hey, buddy, can I have a piece?", "I'll be your best friend!", and "I'll give you five bucks."

"I opened a pack of gum on the bus today, and in swarmed the Friendly Vultures."

by c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g-song14 October 1, 2011

Badge Vulture

A person that hunts for or buys Discord accounts with badges.

This person tries to get as many as possible.

Omg look at that badge vulture

by ELVINSE June 22, 2023

Content Vultures

Content vultures are people who follow and comment random things like « Do you want Arabic Lessons » or My mom just died and your videos are comforting. »

Yo, are those Content Vultures?

by GoroMK1 February 25, 2023