lunch vulture

Someone who hangs over your shoulder while you're trying to eat making you uncomfortable and rushed.

I was rushed through eating at work becauce my boss was being a lunch vulture.

by sawbones October 20, 2012

Friendly Vulture

A person, usually one of many, who is suddenly your very best friend in the world because you have brought food of some sort into the classroom. Usually gum, birthday cookies/brownies, and doughnuts.

Common phrases include, "Hey, buddy, can I have a piece?", "I'll be your best friend!", and "I'll give you five bucks."

"I opened a pack of gum on the bus today, and in swarmed the Friendly Vultures."

by c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g-song14 October 1, 2011

comedy vulture

A person, corporation, etc. who uses quotes, sayings, or memes long after they have become unfunny

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about that comedian who went on last night?
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.

by True Isopod February 1, 2018

Desk Vultures

What you and your co workers become when someone leaves the office for other employment.

One coworker says to another "Dang girl, you should have seen it this morning. They were tall over that empty cubical like a flock of desk vultures"

by Purpledove711 November 15, 2019

Hype Vulture

Hipsters that circle potential sources of culture, swooping in whenever something begins to generate hype and ruining said thing for the rest of us. Once something is attacked by a hype vulture, all further observers must be wary of being accused of being a hype vulture themselves.

I went to the WU LYF show but it was full of hype vultures.

by pandajack0 August 2, 2011

vulture

A vulture is one who third parties in a video game. This happens after two parties fight and one defeats the other, in which the vulture swoops in to finish the victor.

My friend and I got third in Apex Legends last night after we ran into some vultures.

by hollyshmmr April 6, 2021

Vulture

A female who is on the prowl for any age type of men. Not like your average cougar, a Vulture also goes for the older men as well. Whatever she can get her claws on. Many times we see vultures scooping in after the wolves or other larger, intimidating animals have taken down the kill. AKA Vultures go for the weak boys who have fallen behind their herds.

Wow, she brought a 14 year old to a concert and is now snuggling with a 18 year old on the couch, what a VULTURE!!

Did you see that vulture just get 3 different numbers from 3 different brothers!!

by O0hYeahCrocidilesYeah October 24, 2010