vertical plank

Like planking, a vertical planker stands as still and as straight as he/she can.

"Hey, Lukes standing like a dick again"
"No dude. He's just vertical planking"

by MrCockknuckles February 13, 2014

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verticalitis

A serious need for bagging some vertical with wings, wheels or boards. For example skiing, longboarding or squirrel suit. Anything that involves going down a hill fast.

The only real cure for verticalitis is bombing hills on a longboard.

by KingKongDave May 15, 2015

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vertically challanged

(Adj.)When you're too prideful to call yourself short, so you use this saying.

Guy: Sorry I didn't see you there, you're so short. *laughs*
Me: stfu I'm not short I'm vertically challanged 🖕🏿

by Notyouraveragehero April 21, 2016

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vertical monkey mouth

The view of a vagial area that at a specific angle resembles the mouth of an animal of the arangatan family .

" Hey Frank did you see the VERTICAL MONKEY MOUTH on that sleezy stripper ,she should work at Arby's with them sleeves "

by CYPF. March 26, 2017

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vertical line test

the way to determine if a relation is a function

A method to determine a relation is a function is a vertical line test

by Mary-Jane Parker February 20, 2018

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Verticornicus /vɝtɪˈkɔrnɪkəs/

In medical terms, the region known as the Verticornicus is the area that encompasses the pubic region. Generally distinguished by hair lines and/or tan lines. This region is known to swell dramatically when specific types of hair dye are applied.

The application of significant force to this region is highly inadvisable no matter the gender.

See cunt punch and nutting someone for examples.

"the swelling of his verticornicus area would probably overcome his peepee and make it disappear" ~u/fbthowaway

by Dejers September 13, 2018

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Vertically challenged

Used in elite social circles to refer to short people in a polite manner.

Slang: A derogatory term for people with small penis.

1. Jane : "Have you seen Ethan's wife? Poor girl is vertically challenged."

2. Doe : "OMG I slept with Smith last night and I shit you not, he's vertically challenged inspite of having a beefy body!"

by DrD00M September 28, 2019

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