unknown paradox

1. Bish of shoebomb 2. One who pushes da c0c

Shoe pwns para!!!
para gagged me with his c0c

by Shoebomb November 10, 2003

Unky Herb

Beware. Unky Herb is a type 17 Pedophile who likes licking lttle children.

That creep is an Unky Herb

by Nyehshuns November 30, 2010

unknobiously

slightly less than adequate - credited to T Clarke

Question: Will you move in with me?
Answer: But Tim, I love you unknobiously

Phrase 'Tim, that was unknobious sex'

Phrase 'Tim, Christmas presents this year were unknobious'

by Chunky Heidi March 25, 2007

Unknown Five

A homosexual act where a man licks his own semen from another man's anus.

Larry likes to receive Unknown Five after having sex with his partner.

Man 1- "I would enjoy it if you would give me a Unknown Five tonight"

Man 2- "Sounds kinky"

by VisineA December 8, 2010

Unknown knowns

Donald Rumsfeld pithy description of an old southern saying.

Rumsfeld says 'unknown knowns', down here we say, 'He's so fucking stupid, not only doesn't he know nothin', he don't even suspect it.'

by pshaw August 4, 2014

Unkissable

Unable or denied the access to kiss

Omg why the hell am i unkissable?!?

I mean I don't kiss my dog anymore so wtf?!

by Liv_&_Luv95 November 20, 2014

unknown pornstar

An adult film star who performs without showing face.

Point of view of unknown pornstar

by Frankydiddy December 30, 2014