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grandma ureta 

Fraser's grandma. When he sticks a pencil up his ureta; she transforms into super ureta!

Avid kaka eater. MAAAACK MAAAACK MAAAAACKAKAKAKAKAKAKkA
hey gam gam grandma ureta may i have a cookie?

gramma URETHRRA: no. eat kaka instead.

*flicks cheed in her eyes*

urenus brutus grandcheed kakazoid deepvoicetus munglo uretata: *uretes everywhere*
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Anal Urethra 

A term that combines both the type of diarrhea one has experienced in terms of consistancy of disharge as well as describing the severity of a bowl movement whether in the past or present tense; regardless of location, temperature, or time of day the bowl movement is or has occurred.
Jesus H. Christ I'm exhausted from pissing out my asshole all night . The yuengling drafts I had at The Old Eagle Tarvern are forcing my Anal Urethra to work overtime with no signs of respite in the near future.
Anal Urethra by Gaunche February 15, 2025

The Rusted Urethra 

The act when ones friend play a "prank" on their fallen asleep friend buy placing a slim metal rod inside their urethra; so the person urine will decompose the metal causing it to rust.
Dam it guys, why did you have to give me The Rusted Urethra you guys know I dont have my tetanus shot!

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Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra 

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...
"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

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