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Turkish dairy cow

the sextual act in wich a woman lactates into another anus
Dude have you seen this video of the TURKISH DAIRY COW
by lardopatamas365 April 1, 2011
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Turkish line

A sex move that requires great skill. It is performed when having sex. The male will be having 69 sideways with the female and just as he is about to ejaculate he will pull out and cum in a line on the females back. He then goes to snort all of his semen like cocaine. After that he is to quickly say Atını siken kovboy (A cowboy fucks his horse). Only after this will the move be complete
I'm bout to Turkish line this hoe
by African boy 223 September 19, 2016
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Turkish Boyfriend

Sultry, hairy, sex-machine cousin of Bearforce 1.
Sally went to the dance and found herself a turkish boyfriend with a thick 'accent'.
by Heeter-Pop April 4, 2009
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Turkish Getup

An amazing display of human strength.
Turkish Getup - lay on your back, pick up a heavy weight (or your girlfriend) with one arm, stand up, then lay back down. Repeat with the other arm.
by SteveLoneWolf November 24, 2007
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turkish bobble-hat

after having sex, it's the act of taking the the used condom and sticking it on the head of the girl, thus wearing it like a hat!
I was banging this bird and after i was done i gave her a turkish bobble-hat, she looked ridiculous!
by the turkish bobbler August 2, 2011
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Turkish Mudflaps

The Set up:
For the Turkish Mudflaps to take place there are 3 key elements that are required to be present. First, the man involved must be short and slender. Second, the woman involved must so obese that her ass cheeks have rolls on her rolls. And the third, most crucial, element is that the woman must have a vicious case of diarrhea.

The Act:
The male starts by engaging in anal sex (it should be noted at this point that the because of the thrusting, diarrhea will and MUST be pulled out, pushed back in, and smeared all over the ass cheek rolls, making a giant mess and resembling soiled mud flaps). When the male is ready to nut, he quickly pulls out, jumps up and spins around landing on the small of the woman’s back. As the male nuts over the target area he then jumps down, slapping her ass cheeks together/around mixing the poop and nut to produce a truly vile mess.
"That little dude likes to do the turkish mudflaps with the chubbies he fucks."

"You hear what that guy did? Apparently, he pulled off the turkish mudflaps with that 3-bill Jill sittin' over there! What a sick fuck!"
by Schpooken November 5, 2009
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turkish sex

Anal sex. Mostly performed by non gay men who have no access to females. See analsex
We were alone in the countryside for 2 months and he wanted to do turkish sex with me but i said no!
by h0e July 10, 2004
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