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Tub waffle

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain to get rid of the evidence.
Person 1: "So I was taking a shower the other day, and all of the sudden I pooped so I pressed the poop into the drain with my foot".

Person 2: "Oh, you mean a tub waffle?"
by xx_mildbobbysauce_xx December 2, 2020
mugGet the Tub wafflemug.

tub ledging

The act of rubbing oneself on the side of a tub to get off, a form of masturbation
Person 1: dude what the hell is tub ledging?
Person 2: oh that's a way of jerking off. My friend Spencer does it all the time.
mugGet the tub ledgingmug.

spunk tubbing

Satisfying oneself whilst in a bath
No, I'm just going spunk tubbing.
by Mawsforce January 4, 2011
mugGet the spunk tubbingmug.

tub ledging

rubbing against the edge of a bathtub as a form of masturbation
Person 1: Dude, my friend Spencer told me he rubs himself on a tub to get off!

Person 2: I think that's called tub ledging
mugGet the tub ledgingmug.

dry tub

When you're trying to stick your dick in a chick and no matter what you do, shes isn't getting wet.
Man, I licked and spit all over the pussy, but the chick was a dry tub and just wasn't into it.
by sittinherebored January 27, 2018
mugGet the dry tubmug.

tub of lad

a group chat that is very entertaining with drama, football and comedy the group chat is well known for the football club witch is named tub of lad fc they have big names such as dodd dada and welch
did you see what happened in tub of lad ?
by tub of lad member December 18, 2022
mugGet the tub of ladmug.

Tub Scale

A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.
Common Tub Scale incidents

Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"

Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.

By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.

Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.

Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
by Megaddon January 17, 2010
mugGet the Tub Scalemug.

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