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Obsessive Phone Trading Disorder

AKA PTD To constantly trade, purchase, sell and swap one's phone. PTD sufferers are generally underworked, oversexed and have too much time on their hands. The phones of PTD sufferers are always in perfect pristine condition, as one with PTD will constantly clean and wipe the phone after each use (PTDers may also have Germaphobia). Along with being kept in pristine condition, the phones from the PTDer are left feeling unloved and cheap since the PTDer doesn't have the phone in his possession for more than 4-6 weeks. Intervention is critical for the sake of the phone.
He suffers from obsessive phone trading disorder. He buys a new phone every 4 weeks.
by PrincessConsuela1971 November 20, 2010
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Jackson of all trades

Someone who is smart, athletic and gives grade A blow jobs
Hey that guy’s a Jackson of all trades
by JacksonOfManyTrades January 14, 2019
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Krunker Market & Trading

Did you see what happened in Krunker Market & Trading last night?

No.

They were spamming homophobic and racist memes!

Lol what a bunch of losers.
by Average KB Member October 13, 2021
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d*Trade

The act of playing the Diablo 3 market like others play the e*Trade market.
I totally d*Traded my initial $20 investment into $10,000 in Phat Lewt.
by DampeS8N August 2, 2011
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Cock of All Trades

1. A cock that absolutely all girls crave. Usually large in size.

2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.
1. Wow, Devin has the greatest cock of all trades I have ever seen. I bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.

2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.
by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008
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Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance

Stimulating your partner's anus, with fingers and tongue before penetration; licking and teasing the anus in anticipation of penetrating; the act of penetrating the anus as part of foreplay. The act of finger or tongue fucking the anus.
She never expected me to poach the tradesman's entrance but she's glad I did: she like's to know I'll be poaching the tradesman's entrance tonight.
by Evil Incarnate. November 30, 2011
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South Asian Spice Trader

When you are giving a girl the shocker and you suddenly switch out your pinky for a ghost pepper. Older couples often use this surprising maneuver in an attempt to spice up an otherwise failing marriage.
Anne couldn't sit down for a week after Shiven slipped her the ol' South Asian Spice Trader. Havvah!
by JMSNyo July 12, 2016
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