flaunting the towel

To flaunt the towel means to insist that you didn't do something when it was apparent and evident that you did.

"I swear I didn't hide your backpack!" said Morris, while attempting to shield the bag behind him from view.
"Oh, you're just flaunting the towel now, aren't'ya?" Martin replied.

by ShinichiKudou December 5, 2005

Beach Towel

What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.

A Fat Chicks Tampon.

A Fat Chicks toilet paper.

"Has anyone seen my fucking tampon?"

"Rosie darling your beach towel is in your linen cupboard?"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Get a towel

When the old lady is ready to bang you and she doesn't want to sleep in a wet spot, this is wife code for "foreplay's over, time to get it on"

Mmmm, dear, that's nice. Why don't you get a towel?

by Geedavey March 31, 2009

Soggy Towel

A nice wet towel soaked in semen, Perfect for cleaning up after painting some fences whilst looking for that greasy bonus .

AYO I GOT SOME PAINT ON ME, PASS THAT SOGGY TOWEL.

by BigDaddyDilf January 25, 2023

Towel Bounce

Cum on a girls face and when she asks for a towel to wipe off with, get dressed and leave.

If roommate or friend is present, tell them that their friends needs their help, and send them up to the bedroom.

Doug: I towel bounced the shit out of some bitch the other night.
Chris: What is towel bouncing?
Doug: I busted on her face and on the way to "get a towel", I bounced.

by staugustinetowelbouncingassoc August 11, 2010

Towel Situation

When you're skyping with a guy and he is just sitting there with nothing but a towel skirt.
Depending on the guy in question, this can be either a disaster or a dream.

I was skyping with this guy and all of a sudden we had a towel situation.
- Oh God, why.
Actually, I find him rather cute, so I didn't really mind.

by flyingholly March 29, 2015

cow towel

When a black towel is spotted due to an excess amount of cum.

Friend 1: Man, I went into Bill's bathroom and his cow towel was INSANE!
Friend 2: What's that?
Friend 1: A cum stained towel

by Jaggerz February 25, 2017