"Chewing the Towel" refers to the act of performing oral sex on a girl who is currently on her period. "Towel" is slang for the feminine hygiene product girls use whilst menstruating.
"Dude, my girl and I want to hook up, but she's on her period. Guess I'm chewing the towel tonight."
by Baron06 April 19, 2010
Get the Chewing the Towelmug. What Rosie O'Donnell uses for a tampon and sometimes a substitute butt plug.
A Fat Chicks Tampon.
A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
A Fat Chicks Tampon.
A Fat Chicks toilet paper.
by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007
Get the Beach Towelmug. When the old lady is ready to bang you and she doesn't want to sleep in a wet spot, this is wife code for "foreplay's over, time to get it on"
by Geedavey March 31, 2009
Get the Get a towelmug. by ImJustHereDude April 24, 2022
Get the Jason's Towelmug. indentions or markings on the face left by lying on a beach towel or having your face pressed against the donut ring at the head of a massage table.
I feel great after that massage. I wonder when the towel face will wear off. OR That guy down the beach was gorgeous but did you see his towel face?
by debradebbiedebs March 13, 2010
Get the towel facemug. by Ktin665 May 11, 2011
Get the gaping towelmug. A towel used primarily to cover the bottom crack underneath a door in order to block the smell of marijuana from escaping the room. These are often found in college dormitories as students try to hide their illegal habit from their RA (or GRT), or respective authorities.
by mensismans January 22, 2017
Get the Weed Towelmug.