rapid fire torture texting

To text incensantly with rapid fire speed so that as person is responding with text, they are continually receiving texts from one or more senders. Also known as Comrade Heathen Rapid Fire Text. Causes uncontrollable giggling on senders part and unimaginable frustration on receivers part. Has been linked to stealing of fur hats.
Mary Ellen and Stumble Biscuits were rapid fire torture texting Maria whilst Maria was heading over to their house. By the time she arrived she was in a frenzied state while the senders were stuck in extreme non-stop giggles.
by FunDipAQ March 13, 2012
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Slow Torture Puke Chamber

Making good on her pact with Satan, Angela Aberdeen's tortured and vomit-soaked soul descends into Hell. But Satan is not finished with her yet - He has more suffering planned for his ravaged slave. Angela is sent back up to the surface to stalk and destroy yet another victim. Her return initiates the emergence of a new Angela who is steadily and painfully infected with the Devil's Curse. An appalling metamorphosis befalls the chosen young victim as she is racked by bulimia, and subjected to the dark, forbidden secrets of incest of abuse. Slowly, the two Angelas merge into one Perfect Child of Satan and descend to an eternity of suffering in Hell.
There's one scene where a man cuts a pregnant woman's stomach open, takes out to baby, spits on it, vomits on it, then puts it in a blender, blends it, then drinks it just to vomit AGAIN.
Bro, I watched Slow Torture Puke Chamber last night, my mind is messed up now.
by Your mum is gay lol October 14, 2022
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Cock and ball torture safety

In cock and ball torture safety, loss of blood flow is one of the biggest risks in cock and ball torture, which can be seen with loss of color and edemas. Bondage in which the testicles are tied to something else is especially dangerous, increasing the risk of the testicles getting damaged through excessive tension or pulling. The most serious injuries are testicular rupture, testicular torsion and testicular avulsion, which are medical emergencies that require urgent medical attention.
Cock and ball torture safety is critical.
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
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Sniffy(s) Torture

Sniffy(s) Torture is the act of yourself or a another person scratching your balls (or sack) until it bleeds then proceeding to sniff their hand afterward. This is for sexual pleasure. I have experienced this with many other people and in my opinion this is most enjoyable! This may seem unhealthy but it can be very healthy for your balls and/or sack. Health Benefits: hot, sexy, dead skin comes off, smelly, and sniffy!
John: Tonight we are having Sniffy(s) Torture!
John's wife: well ok!
by Sniffysymtoms July 31, 2020
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Asian: Hing hong shong chein

*Whips out Samarai sword*
Dog: Screaming intensifies
Asians: enjoys dog soup
Zack: "you going basketball training?"
David: "Nah I'm at the Underground dog torture chamber."
by RASHEEDFELLINARESERVOIR.EXE October 02, 2019
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January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!
John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away
by memevegtal December 20, 2019
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cock n ball torture

the act of grabbing man balls put in door hold ejaculate
yo jimmy wanna "cock n ball torture"
by Tyrone CRacksum November 13, 2019
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