Tooters

Slang for tits when you want to make it sound less offensive.

John: I came on her tits last night!
Jack: Whoa! Tone it down a bit!
John: Sorry, I spooted on her tooters.
Jack: That’s better, right on! *high five*

by Honkeyboy April 18, 2021

toblerone

The sharp, stinging ache that occurs in the penis after either a long, furious wank, or a series of many short quick wanks.
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'

"Man, i beat off so much last night i got a Toblerone!"

by Oscar September 2, 2004

Toolery

Toolery Another form for pimping. Used once you get a dime's number

Background: Ohio-

"Ohhh look at that toolery game, you know how a pimp does it"

by Kamilah November 7, 2004

Toolesk

Toolesk-adjective: To act in a manner that other percieve as being a tool

Jayne: Like omg did you see charlie acting ganster last night?
Trip: cha, I wouldnt miss seeing a toolesk charlie

by rusty jenkins July 3, 2007

Tootler

A jubilant state of mind, often associated with alcohol.

One might say ''ah tootler haven't seen you in ages man, how you doin?'' and embrace his partner in a firm hug.

by CIRVINE March 5, 2013

Tolerant

The state of being retarded

Western people are generally tolerant of ISIS fighters coming back to the west.

by Cold Facts June 30, 2019

Tolerance

The extremely rare art of just not giving a single fuck.

Daniel: Dude, I just fucked Jacob’s girlfriend and he did absolutely nothing.

Mike: Oh yeah, he just has absurdly high tolerance

by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021