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Tom is the kid who plays with his dick in the corner of his kitchen waiting for his mom to make the food, Tom finds himself jerking his small cock in his leisure time. We all think tom is gay. Tom is the ugliest motherfucker there is. Girls run away from him in the hall way when he tries to talk. Tom has no rights in his house.
"Tom take your hands out of your pants and take the test"
by DUDE ROCKA May 18, 2017
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A total waste of space. Has no purpose what so ever. If you see a tom punch him.
Wow he’s such a dickhead. Must be a tom
by Stuffybowl138 November 9, 2017
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Gay
He is the gayest person you will ever meet.
Normally tall but still mega gay.
by U3ic3jcn3cnc3h2g July 27, 2020
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A bald nonce with a pedo for a dad who rapes the family cat on a daily
Aaaaaa go on cat harddderrr Tom get out
by Toms dad October 30, 2019
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tomorrow - useful for when you are emailing or texting to avoid having to write out the whole word
text: wot r u up 2 tom tom?, email: I'll see you 8pm tom tom at the Salon Bar.
by AngelaTomTom July 16, 2008
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The ultimate fighter pilot. Known worldwide as the coolest, best looking manipulator of aircraft controls. Admired and feared by all.
Man, that guys's a fucking stud... he's such a Tom Tom.
by kycreeker May 4, 2010
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n. shortened version of the word "tomorrow."

usually used in chatting or IM-ing, when people don't want to type out "tomorrow."
"hey, can we meet for coffee toms?"
"yea i'm seeing jeff toms, i'm super excited for our date."
by concavity January 11, 2010
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