puss yard

A unit of measurement.

His dick was so big, you have to measure it in puss yards!

by Blake92 September 22, 2016

yard war

A long lasting fight or great amount of tension between two or more neighbors.

Little Girl: Did you hear that the Attucks and the Benesons are having a yard war?

Little Boy: Yah

Little Girl: Adults are so weird!

by I Am Mii (Miami) January 20, 2014

duck yard

When your iPhone decides to auto-correct fucktard.

Damn it, I said FUCKTARD...not duck yard.

by Taylorjeans November 7, 2014

Yard Master

The person in charge; head honcho

Damn, that yard master is a hard ass.

by nickelmustang August 19, 2021

yard beans

A Mexican (or any Latino immigrant) hired to do yard work. May or may not be approved by our great President, Donald Trump.

"Wow, those yard beans did a really good job on our lawn! Hope they didn't steal anything on the way out."

by J.B. America August 24, 2018

Yard Creature

Anyone born and or raised in the Oregon, or the average gas station tweaker.

Yo is that mf Yard Creature eating Raw Concrete?

by Joe Pickles October 16, 2023

Pissing in the yard

To pity someone, which we NEVER DO...NEVER PISS IN THE YARD.

JIM: Dawg, I know the breakup was hard.... I am pissing in the yard for you.
TOM: DOOOD!!!! we NEVER EVER, PISS IN THE YARD.

by EDDYBOI821 June 10, 2021