The Good Captain

A golly good whovian, with a brilliant and hypnotizing Irish accent. Often refered to as 'The Captain' or 'Captain Epic'.

Random 1: "Have you heard The Good Captain recently?"
Random 2: "Uh, no?"
Random 1: "He is hypnotizing"

by anonymousasdfghjkl November 04, 2011

Captain 86

The individual who has been thrown out of a bar more times than any other; the captain of those who have been 86'd.

He's been thrown out more than anyone else, he's Captain 86.

by del fuego November 12, 2003

Captains Cupboard

Captains Cupboard is a term also known as a Head Stash.

“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.

“Can we smoke some of that? It looks dank.”

“That’s Captains Cupboard shit, not a chance”

by SheldonJohnLavway November 19, 2019

Captain's Parrot

When a guy takes his dick and balls and rests them on someones shoulder.

I plopped the Captain's Parrot on her shoulder yesterday.

by Reid R December 09, 2008

Pulling a captain

Pulling a captain means flirting with a girl when you already know she has a boyfriend.

Alex: Did you see Ahmed yesterday?
Jan: Yes I did. He was pulling a captain on Dalila.

by MrVVendetta November 29, 2015

Captain Shirk

A sarcastic name for someone who tends to avoid his/her duty or responsibilities a lot.

John: "I think I am gonna skip my studying for tomorrow's exam and spend the night in front of the TV"

Brian: "Way to go, Captain Shirk"

by disco banana December 03, 2009

Captain Sully

Based off of the man who landed the plane in the Hudson river.
Used to say "Your a life saver,"

Man one: "Crap i dropped my phone in water and now it won't turn on!"
Man two: "Drop it in some rice for a few hours. It'll make it work."
Man one after the phone works:"Thanks man your such a Captain Sully!"

by Whiteboy9576 April 08, 2010