Kirby

When a female preforms fellatio and leaves you lying on the floor feeling like you’ve transcended to a completely other dimension because she sucked yo shit dry.

Damn, that girl last night was a total Kirby. She gobbled on the entire thing and swallowed everything!

by ThaFultWasHere October 26, 2020

Kirby

When a woman sucks air into her vag and gathers as much as she can before releasing to create a queef; slang for pussy

“Dude, she can queef on command!”
“Oh, so she inhales like a Kirby, right?”

by Kirbybussy November 4, 2020

Kirby

A pink puffball that sucks up everything like a fat boy at a Golden Coral

Whoopsie daisys I seemed to have pulled a Kirby and eaten my best friend

by Fatman’s World August 13, 2020

Kirbied

A mid week drinking session that at its worst equals your best weekend session.

You ok Kirby? It’s Tuesday and you are twatted. Hope you are off work tomorrow don’t get too Kirbied.

by Milldog87 August 5, 2021

blaze Kirby

Sam Mersons slave, but better at everything compared to Pablo Montavez (Real Madrid is shit)

You should be like Blaze Kirby

by Blaze Kirby February 6, 2024

kirby

Adjective: pink and round
Noun: A fat gay Vacuum cleaner that can Fly, Eat and spit

Wow your so bad, you play very kirby.

Dude, stop acting like a kirby its getting out of control.

Person A: See that guy over there.
Person B: Ewww, he looks like a kirby.

by SesameStreetSeed June 20, 2017

Kirby

When a woman sucks air into her vag and gathers as much as she can before releasing to create a queef; slang for pussy

“Dude, she can queef on command!”
“Oh, so she inhales like a Kirby, right?”

by Kirbybussy November 4, 2020