kirby

to give someone head sooooooooooooo good that their soul is literally sucked out of their body.

Bimbo #1: *enters scene to find her best friend face down, ass up on the bed* BAHA bestie are you okay?!

Bimbo #2: *exists in pretty*

BImbo #1: Bestieeeeeeee????
Bimbo #2: *mumbling into pillow* so you know how me and megan were all flirty last night?

Bimbo #1: yuh
Bimbo #2: ok welllll things started picking up and we're like making out and she goes to take off my fenty beauty thong and then she you know ;) *fuckboy laugh* and now i can't move
Bimbo #1: *speaks in horny* BAHA you got kirby'd?!?!
Bimbo #2: yuh <3
Bimbo #1: OMG that's so iconic of her !!

by cloethebimbobrat July 8, 2021

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Kirby

A trusted legal advisor or legal assistant, usually second chair but just as important as the individual sitting in the first chair.

I'm so happy I have my Kirby helping me with this file!

by ND91 March 15, 2022

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kid kirby

The kid kirby is the apex meat man , adaptive ,intelligent, and quick witted . Kid kirby uses his mental prowess to maneuver his victims into a verbal corner before effectively closing his victims. Use caution when engaging in bartering with the kid kirby as he will undoubtedly leave with all of your money

Shop manager : "what week we do about allof this thawed food!?"
Warehouse guy:" Give it to kid kirby he'll take care of it'

Customer"no thanks I just helped that kid kirby with for cases I'm stocked up

by Beastboykirbyz January 1, 2017

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