Junk water

The product of the penis as a result of a man excessively masturbating to the point where semen is no longer ejaculated, but rather replaced by a thinner fluid without sexual reproduction elements.

Dude, last night I was watching this porno and I couldn't stop masturbating until the point I was shooting junk water. Damn, my dick is sore today!

by JunkWaterCaptain November 9, 2007

mountain junk

Noun. The potent, and usually putrid, crotch odor that develops after about four days of sustained, strenuous activity without benefit of a bath; the malodorous mixture of testicle and ass sweat. Often associated with multi-day backpacking, biking or climbing trips.

I didn't realize I had mountain junk until I changed my underwear this morning.

by jrw April 28, 2005

junk squad

The Drug Enforcement Agency, otherwise known as the D.E.A.

It's the junk squad! Haul ass!

by Postulate 3 September 8, 2008

junk show

see junk-show

We could start playing cards if that junk-show Travito showed up

by Bret February 28, 2004

Junk in the trunk

1. A really nice ass, usually affiliated with black women.
2. Sex

1. Damn that chicks got some junk in the trunk!

2. ... I put my junk in her trunk...

by MaximumOverdrive February 21, 2009

junk food

anything with packs of lard in it

1.chips are junk food
2.lardy delich is junk food

by ampoo May 20, 2003

Crunk Junk

Alcoholic beverages or drugs of such poor quality their use is only acceptable while crunk, or to reach a state of crunkenness.

Dude, that nasty 100-proof peppermint schnapps you bought is crunk junk!

by Mount P February 12, 2006