phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue
Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"
by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007
Get the there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smokemug. This phrase has 2 uses:
Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.
Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.
Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.
Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.
by Mr. Enderman January 17, 2021
Get the I'm fighting for my fucking lifemug. Being extremely irritated with something that happens way too often in your life
From Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber) by Death Grips
From Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber) by Death Grips
Guy 1: Hey, sorry your girl left you.
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, this shit's been happening to me my whole fucking life.
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, this shit's been happening to me my whole fucking life.
by darkshade_95 December 7, 2018
Get the My Whole Fucking Lifemug. by dudemix123 February 5, 2022
Get the my 600 lb lifemug. Show lasting one year-given an undeserved axe despite having had some of the most memorable and relateable characters.
Dared to be different unlike some of the Dawson's Creek fare airing at the time.
Dared to be different unlike some of the Dawson's Creek fare airing at the time.
Fan: Hey, have you heard of My So-Called Life?
Person: ZOMG, that show is gay.
Fan: No really it's a good show.....Jared Leto was in it.
Person: Oh, he's so hot!
Fan: *facepalm*
Person: ZOMG, that show is gay.
Fan: No really it's a good show.....Jared Leto was in it.
Person: Oh, he's so hot!
Fan: *facepalm*
by Stick92 March 31, 2009
Get the My So-Called Lifemug. When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.
P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"
by die you fucking brat July 16, 2020
Get the i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my lifemug. Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*
*earrape ymca music starts playing*
by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022
Get the “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”mug.