Thirty Finger Handjob

A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.

by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020

Dirty Thirty

When you reach thirty years of age and are in complete denial and act like a complete reckless penis to compensate the fact your slowly dying

Oh someone clearly reached their dirty thirty

by Bm24310 January 30, 2021

I smell thirty cows

A feeling of great happiness and hunger

ME:How do you feel
Him:I smell thirty cows
Me:What do you fell like eating
Him:pant

by Kollando February 25, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>Thirty Inidivduals Consentually Struck Angel Jose RObles <Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna> At His Consentual Behest Because THey As Inidividuals Did Not Care If Saheem Malik Valdery Is Scared Of Purchasing Atmos/Nike Collaborated Products<.7.9.7.6.>

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

ninja-thirty

The time when you look at a clock and realize that a large portion of time disappeared. It is NEVER 'ninja o'clock', because by the time you've realized the time, it's at least a half-hour after you expected.

Friend 1: "Dude, what the hell happened to the day? I had that interview for that job."

Friend 2: "Ninja-thirty happened, son... remember that 'I'm only going to play a couple games' Madden marathon we just had?"

by Agent 14 December 16, 2009

nate-silver-thirty

(noun)

parameters and/or random noise added to a predictive model to enable the model to appear to include a wider variety of outcomes than the fundamental mechanism of the model actually includes

(verb)
to add spurious adjustable parameters and/or random noise to a predictive model to enable the model to appear to include a wider variety of outcomes than the fundamental mechanism of the model actually includes
to artificially inflate your estimate of a very unlikely event occurring to ~30% with no justification within your model, simply so you can cover your ass should the unlikely event occur, all while retaining the option to claim that you predicted, with better than 2/3rd probability, that the unlikely event would not occur.

“After realizing her model to predict economic growth didn’t include enough details, and was therefore predicting too narrow a range of possible outcomes, she nate-silver-thirty (ed) her model to get a more satisfactory appearing distribution of outcomes.”

by stats_definer August 28, 2020

Level Thirty Five Roxas Defeating Sephiroth Within Eighty One Attempts: Hades Playthrough Was Ran Within A Hundred And Eighty One Tries: 《¤》The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to Yu-Gi-Oh!

Person 1: Level Thirty Five Roxas Defeating Sephiroth Within Eighty One Attempts: Hades Playthrough Was Ran Within A Hundred And Eighty One Tries: 《¤》The First Juvenile Release...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025