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Baked theory

A baked theory is a theory that is complete nonsense made up whilst intoxicated by the wacky backy. Said victim of a baked theory usually thinks that the idea is complete genius at the time not seeing all the major flaws in their amazing revelation. The theory tends to come about in useless conversations had between fellow stoners
Simon: I was getting stoned with Ross the other day and he reckons that tigers can't purr and lions can't roar...
Sonny: What!? That is such a baked theory has this kid never been to the zoo?
by Sgurnz December 22, 2013
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a.b.gail theory

The thought that someone you know looks like a porstar you have seen so now you subconsciously link those two people together
Bro I’m suffering with a.b.Gail theory

right now
by ScubaSniper May 24, 2021
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wikipedian theory

The theory which states that any factual based paper (or assignment) can be written based on information obtained from Wikipedia.
Bob: "Hey did you read the book for the paper?"

John: "Nah. I'm going to use Wikipedian theory."
by bobb12345234134 November 18, 2011
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Neary Theory

Grounds to stop a car with more than one hubcap off, clear coat missing, older than 1995, or with out of state tags.
You can never go wrong using the Neary Theory.
by Clearwarning February 10, 2022
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nice theory

People making fun of @theoryhub on TikTok
*theoryhub posts a fact*
Kid: nice theory
by Jawneey January 15, 2022
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The Fap Theory

To go full lengths to meet your sexual needs.

When a person is so horny they could literally f*ck anything. This can release someones Inner Demon. When someone 'BUST A FAT ONE,'(masturbate) they typically don't think about what they masturbated to. But mentally unstable people will do malicious activities to meet their sexual needs. Such as rape, child molestation, viewing child pornography, or f*cking an animal (furries). This theory is seeking out the physiological potential in helping the unstable.
Most malicious activities are due to the fap theory.
by UnCreative March 17, 2018
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Stigma Theory

Toby: Have you heard of the stigma theory
Brian: Stigma?
Toby:Stigma dick in your ass
by TransformerMan August 28, 2021
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