When you have affectionate/romantic feelings for your boss, but company policy doesn't allow dating between management and employees, so one has to put their feelings aside for the sake of professionalism. Used in the same manner as 'friend-zone', or 'bro-zone'.
Employee 1: Hey why don't you and John date?
Employee 2: Company policy doesn't allow. I've got to boss-zone him.
Employee 1: Hey I think you and Employee 2 have a shot. Why not go out with them?
Boss: I can't. I got boss-zoned.
Employee 2: Company policy doesn't allow. I've got to boss-zone him.
Employee 1: Hey I think you and Employee 2 have a shot. Why not go out with them?
Boss: I can't. I got boss-zoned.
by TeddytheImpaler July 2, 2017
Get the Boss-zone mug.The friend zone, only worse. When your girlfriend says that you'd make a good priest. Think of it as a nice way of breaking up but without actually breaking up. While the male is in this state, he is in limbo. No one knows if or when you will get out.
by Latin Rite September 4, 2013
Get the Priest zoned mug.A skiing or snowboarding term used to refer to a small area. This usually includes a terrain feature such as cliff bands, pillow lines or anything that’s worth bragging to your homies about. A micro zone is something that can be sessioned, which would include hiking the zone repeatedly in an attempt to lay down the sickest line or trick.
Suge: Yo hoss that run was sick, what you trying to ride next?
G: Let's take the afternoon and session that little micro zone I found in Mario Land.
Suge: Word
G: Let's take the afternoon and session that little micro zone I found in Mario Land.
Suge: Word
by claiming June 18, 2011
Get the Micro Zone mug.Any area of your body that is typically not covered by clothing, on which you have tattoos. Applied most commonly to the forearms and hands.
Player 1: Hey bro, how did your job interview go?
Player 2: Boss told me I got the job, but I'll have to cover up my unemployment zone.
Player 1: Dude, I am so pumped! Tomorrow I get sleeved!
Player 2: Does your boss at that law firm know you're about to enter the unemployment zone?
Player 2: Boss told me I got the job, but I'll have to cover up my unemployment zone.
Player 1: Dude, I am so pumped! Tomorrow I get sleeved!
Player 2: Does your boss at that law firm know you're about to enter the unemployment zone?
by The Anarchist in the Library April 15, 2009
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by Xhristy January 6, 2009
Get the Moan Zone mug.When you pour your heart out to a girl that you liked. And she responds back with a full java script program that is syntactically correct, showing that she rejected you.
Person: Dude! I told Jessica I liked her the other day!
Bro: How'd it go?
Person: She java zoned me....
Bro: That was not cool bra.
Bro: How'd it go?
Person: She java zoned me....
Bro: That was not cool bra.
by Callacas January 4, 2013
Get the java zoned mug.A positive affirmation; typically expressed in acknowledgement of a situation that is particularly rad, in which the vibes are especially dope.
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