Vacuum Guy

Used to describe a person who's dedication and tenacity ensures that the job is done right, even if it requires undertaking menial tasks.
Not to be confused with a 'Micro Manager' or 'Cleaner'
'One look at the communal workbench was enough to see that Jay was definitely the Vacuum Guy of this operation.'

'Even though she was paying all of the bills, Alyssa knew how to get her hands dirty, she was an old skool Vacuum Guy for sure.'
by timeforacatnap April 01, 2024
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Joy Vacuum

A person who sucks any joy out of anything and anyone if joy is present, aka my mother.
Jane brought the whole room's mood down, being the joy vacuum that she is.
by JamesMinecraft April 14, 2021
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vacuum warrior prince

Matt, a vacuum warrior prince, charges into battle with his princess Melissa by his side, and a love-bite on his neck.
by sigma_alpha_mu December 11, 2008
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i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you
by mista>dave August 01, 2017
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vacuuming the backyard

When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess
I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!

Oh while your friends were in town?

Yup!

What does vacuuming the backyard mean?

Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.

But what does it mean?

You really don't want to know.

Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!
by Trevyamo August 16, 2023
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Iron Vacuum

The motion getting oral sex from a vacuum cleaner with Lysol as a lubricator and then pouring melted iron on your pussy once you cum to get a mold of your orgasming pussy.
Bob- Hey Chloe, what are you using tonight?
Chloe- Im gonna use my iron vacuum.
Bob- oh cool!!
by THEONE209 February 03, 2020
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Vacuuming the lizard

v.

1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob
To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.
by Spambo November 20, 2008
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