Urine Idiot

The more literal translation of "you're an Idiot" it's shorter to write as a sentence and both sides get a good laugh out of the situation.

Douche: Hey Man, I have feelings too, just because I bang 20 chicks a day doesn't mean I'm a douche..

Funny Guy: Man, You're an Idiot. Get it? Urine Idiot! HAHAHA!

Douche: HAHAHAHAHA!

by LuftWafflesTheFuhrersFavourite November 12, 2009

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Urinal lock

A random loose pubic hair that falls from inside a man’s pants while he is shaking his snake and lands every so softly at the rim of the urinal.

Tim got done taking a piss and left a nice long urinal lock in the stall. He didn’t even have the decency to knock the lock off the bowl.

by sicko069 May 14, 2009

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Urinal mop

A piece of clothing that hangs down and drags the floor while walking, untied shoe laces, baggy pants, to big for your ass trousers.

At the gas station. Mommy Mommy would you tie my shoe's, sure come here, man these shoe's sure smell like piss, where have you been, just the bath room Mommy it was nasty in there.
Look honey these hispanic boys are wearing those trendy urinal mop trousers, there parents must be proud.

by 1-rog November 27, 2007

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urination proclamation

When you laugh so hard that you pee your pants, and then mention it to your friends.

Marty: Hahahahahaha. I just peed my pants.

John: Ew. Dont give me a urination proclamation.

by Eugine557 February 28, 2009

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urinal lottery

When you're at a bar with your buddies and every time you take a piss you throw some change in the urinal and keep track of how much is in there until it disappears because someone dug it out.

Damn bro we we played urinal lottery last night and got $1.17 in the urinal before some sorry fucker dug it out of there.

by Annoi boi March 21, 2020

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