When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.
Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”
Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
by Yote yaterr November 26, 2021
Get the Trucker Toastmug. A member of law enforcement that pulls over truck drivers or people towing trailers and inspects them for violations.
These people go above and beyond to try and hamstring people with fines and violations to feel like actual men.
The female versions of these people, are actually just lot lizards trying to turn tricks to obtain drugs/alcohol.
These people go above and beyond to try and hamstring people with fines and violations to feel like actual men.
The female versions of these people, are actually just lot lizards trying to turn tricks to obtain drugs/alcohol.
Seen a couple trucker fuckers on my way to work this morning, had some dude and his rig pulled over.
Probably still sitting there, searching his truck and writing him tickets.
Probably still sitting there, searching his truck and writing him tickets.
by TVCAR112 October 7, 2025
Get the Trucker Fuckermug. A trucker is a persone that does not watch many show and mostly watch the most popular ones, but when watch them start immediately to be a trash and number one fan by buyin everything about the show, stalking the cast and only talk about that show in all the conversations
by Guccitrash June 9, 2018
Get the Truckermug. by Ashirodrake April 24, 2016
Get the trucker tuckermug. Slammed at work realizes one is more behind schedule than one thought while on break with coworkers ... gets a text from boss...omg! “ I better get going mother truckers!!!” ....
Late for something and hits stand still traffic at the tunnel shouts “damn it Mother truckeeeeeeer!!!!”
Late for something and hits stand still traffic at the tunnel shouts “damn it Mother truckeeeeeeer!!!!”
by Woodenship78 October 4, 2020
Get the Mother truckermug. After accidentally driving through the wall, Larry found his wife in a Trucker's Dozen with the neighborhood watch.
by barkotempo December 21, 2021
Get the Trucker's Dozenmug. When a man takes his dick out if a woman's vagina so he can pleasure the woman's vaginal area by slapping it. This usually resukts in a truckerorgasm, the loudest and happiest orgasm one can achieve.
Taking my penis out of my wife's vagina, I promptly gave her an unexpected trucker slap, and she screamed for so much joy!
by mckennagagneissuchafuknhor March 11, 2012
Get the Trucker Slapmug.