Shrub shoes

The pair of shoes you take to a wedding and hide in the shrubs before the ceremony, to put on when the dancing kicks in !

Honey do you remember which shrub I put the shrub shoes in ?

It’s dancing time .. time to get the shrub shoes !

by Kaldrow July 9, 2019

elevator shoes

Shoes that prop yo tiny ass up so you can feel better about yourself.

My friend won't go bowling because his short ass wears elevator shoes.

by Trongster January 5, 2018

Horny shoes

Shoes that make you run up to someone and hump them from behind

I hate these horny shoes! I will never wear them again!

by Post-it mug June 18, 2016

kung shoe

A game between friends where you surprise attack your opponent by kicking your shoe at them, typically while walking into room or around a corner. Also a pun.

Bill: "why did Jack just kick a shoe at you?"
Adam: "Bro, we're playing Kung Shoe."

by Communist bloc party February 4, 2017

Shoe Stuffer

Someone who buys shoes 5 sizes larger than their actual foot, because they want people to think they have a big wang

Person1: Dylan is does not have a size 15 hes just stuffs it, fucking Shoe Stuffer

Person2: yea he just tries to appear big to people, Shoe Stuffing tool bag

by The Walrus12354 July 23, 2011

cough on the shoe

If someone is being a general mothefucker and pissing you off, this can be an easy to phrase to use to insult and hurt them. Cough on the shoe is a basic fuck you and piss off, but with a formal twist. Call me a magician

(Mid argument) ‘Oh well you can go cough on the shoe”
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”

by ariana’ssandwhiches October 24, 2019

baked shoes

a pair of shoes that have been cooked in a microwave for atleast 2 minutes at high setting to get them warm for when you are gonna walk somewhere

guy 1- bro i got some comfy baked shoes bro, wanna try them?
guy 2- what the fuck is wrong with you?

by iGrim April 19, 2021