pooh points

it’s the sassier version of “cool points”

girl losing: you thought you got “pooh points” from that
girl winning: i sure did

by marirdgaf July 13, 2022

shaggy pooh

A girl with a beautiful smile😍 great personality could be mean at times and is in fact the best kind of girl and is poppin. She’s one of a kind.

Oh my god, I just seen my friend shaggy Pooh I hope I never loose her.

by H20002 May 16, 2018

winnie the pooh

a way to say someone is an asshole

your handwriting sucks

stop being such a winnie the pooh

by Royal Nebula September 15, 2023

pooh mist

1. The mist that filters the air after flushing down a healthy turd.
2. A spray fart.

1. I unloaded Wendy's chili into the toilet. As I flushed it away I noticed a fould pooh mist that was sprayed into the air.
2. I didn't exactly fart ... and didn't exactly pooh ... it was a tweener ... a pooh mist.

by Jerm31 December 9, 2008

gloves for pooh bear

A condom for male genetalia.

Ron got some gloves for Pooh Bear before putting it in his lady.

by Redefining Awesome September 12, 2017

Reverse Poohs Disease

The affliction that is onset preceding over-indulgence. Not to be confused with the sensation of an emptyness in the tumbly.

The primary symptom is a notion of rumblyness in the tumbly area. Similar to the more commonly known as Poohs Disease.

Prognosis is generally short term discomfort that can be resolved by drinking large amounts of water. Advanced cases can result in loss of sleep while in severe cases vomiting is also present.

Best course of treatment is rest and avoiding the honeypot.

Rizzo drank so much that his tumbly was rumbly. He cleary was suffering from reverse poohs disease

by Rizzofrizzle August 12, 2018

pooh flop

The act of pulling your penis out of the woman's vagina or butt hole, or a guys butt hole when you are ready to climax and ejaculate on her stomach.

Ahh, you ready baby? I'm about to pooh flop!

by Big Ole Black Guy February 11, 2014