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Spunk merchant

Someone who hoards spunk (seamen)

Collects it and Laps it up.
She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.
by Lord Gannet V March 21, 2022
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Merchant

One who deals, reals and steals hoes.
Hahaha, That kid is a merchant; always playing those poor girls”
by Liam Chain July 27, 2024
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Dunk Merchant

Someone who can only dunk. Can't do anything else, JUST DUNK.

Has no shooting, Unfixable Jumpshot and Negative handles
Guy 1 : Bro Roman Is such a dunk Merchant, bro can only dunk

Guy 2 : Ong bro such a wack player
by yoMeelo September 6, 2022
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muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes
Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.
by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 2, 2020
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Turmeric Merchant

"Go back where you came from you damn Turmeric Merchant"
by DJSSJ4 November 5, 2025
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Merchant One

A company that takes care of processing payments and making a transaction.
I used merchant one the other day to buy a Gi-normous burrito.
by Stacy1221 May 17, 2019
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