1-Another word for a woman's genitalia, normally hairy.
2-A generic word used in place of most other words, normally as a joke. A derivative of this is to add 'ery' at the end of any word
2-A generic word used in place of most other words, normally as a joke. A derivative of this is to add 'ery' at the end of any word
1- Show me your 'Hairy Ver'gery'
2- Shut it, you Hairy Ver'gery
- Shut your Hairy Ver'gery
- Let's get out of this Hairy Ver'gery
2- Shut it, you Hairy Ver'gery
- Shut your Hairy Ver'gery
- Let's get out of this Hairy Ver'gery
by Tom & Jake August 2, 2006

When a girl bites your pubes and they go in her mouth, then she kisses you (were the pubes go into your mouth) then u spit them in her pussy
by Hairy Nun October Sky is Gay April 2, 2009

A sexual position that involves two guys and a girl. The girl leans back and one guy eats her out while the other guy gets a blowjob from the girl.
Girl 1 - "So what did you do last night?"
Girl 2 - "Oh I had Seth and Shaun over and we did the hairy lobster!"
Girl 2 - "Oh I had Seth and Shaun over and we did the hairy lobster!"
by Malleable February 9, 2008

Taking a fresh cantaloupe, you cut out a penis-sized hole. Then, you heat up the cantaloupe in a microwave for 30 seconds or until desired warmth. You then place your penis inside the cantalouple and the seeds inside the cantaloupe simulate a vagina and pull on your penis.
by Adolf Ollerbusch August 27, 2009

by jeremylol;D March 1, 2011

1. Salmon trap, bearded clam, taco, bloody hatchet wound.
2. Kind of leathery and hairy to boot. See also: leather donut, turd cutter.
2. Kind of leathery and hairy to boot. See also: leather donut, turd cutter.
by Nigel W. February 5, 2006

by GMPinc June 27, 2009
