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Evan

Evan is good at all sports. He is also so good looking that all the girls present think he is handsome and at least one guy. Evan has a long shlong and gets all the pussy.
Evan is amazing at basketball
by Urmomswanga October 21, 2017
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Evan

A boy who is smart and blond. He is good with school and family. He is the best person to be friends with. He is always there to comfort and help. He though can have an ego and be a little to gory. He most likely loves to write and be in a stage crew for fairytales.
Hey have you read the new book.
No it has to much gore.
Yeh its by Evan.
by ConfuciousColumbusSocrates November 27, 2018
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He is understandable and will let you tell him anything and won’t tell a soul. Evans Love their girlfriends and snuggling with them. Evans are tough on the out side and sweet and kind in the inside. They are very athletic and competitive and once you get an Evan don’t let them go they are 1 in a million
Girl 1: OMG look how hot he is!!
Girl 2: he must be an Evan
by emily920 January 11, 2018
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He is a fat hoe with a 30 minute 5k time and is also the gayest person alive and is a BOOMER
Bruh Evan is a hoe
by Hitler the Jew slayer November 21, 2019
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Evan is a fat prick that no one likes don’t be a Evan kids
Evan touch little kids in his attic
by Evan likes dick June 21, 2019
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An asshole, looks ugly, never serious, never finishes his homework, lies a lot
by Sperix___ November 10, 2021
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A pussy that has a girlfriend just to hide the fact that he is gay
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