eli

you boy reminds me of eli.
by sir nip nip December 11, 2017
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Eli is a little annoying shot you never want to get friends with because he never shuts up
Hey look it's Eli, he's an annoying shit
by Notcoolkid101 November 12, 2019
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A guy who will always have your back and is very loving and kind. He will always make you laugh when you are sad and hold you when you cry no matter what. He's usually a stoner that rides a skateboard and is a little protective. He has a one track mind and gets passionate about subjects he cares about to the point where it gets annoying. He is the kind of guy you don't wanna live without.
FRIEND: why are you so happy
GIRL: I was just talking to Eli
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You little shit there is an Eli on you!
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Eli is the tyoe of that that will break your heart and not care at all. Someone who only thinks of themselves and no one else. He could care less about your feelings but expects you to care about his.
Damn, Eli broke my heart again but I just can't leave him!
by Therealtruth.org August 19, 2019
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total doucher, you meet the guy, he wears his hat so low, calling it “tilt” so far that he cannot see. he tries to put “-ski” after every word. plays hockey but sucks dick at it. thinks he gets girls but doesnt. somehow has a massive horse cock. if you meet a guy like this he’s an eli. total doucher.
Wow that Eli is such a douche!
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I know this one guy named Eli. And let me tell you, he is the worst person EVER. He doesn't believe in vaccines or covid, he constantly takes off his mask indoors, and he is really dumb. Im sorry to every single Eli. Elis are really cool so im sorry from the bottom of my heart.

P.S.
He picks his nose too.
Person 1: "I love most Elis, but this one is no no"
Person 2: "yeah..."
by Luciana1234 March 10, 2022
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