A bowel movement conducted while "on the clock" at work. Normally a good Company Dump takes longer than it should and can be used to avoid work assignments or meetings.
by Extra Large Huevos - ELH September 8, 2013
Get the company dumpmug. Acronym which stands for Clean Aeronautical Technique. Most useful in bathrooms whereupon the toilet seat is so nasty you don't want it to touch your ass.
Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.
Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason
Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.
Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.
Step 5: Slowly squat down
Step 6: Poop like a cat.
Step 7: Don't get caught.
See also: CAT Piss
Step 1: lift the lid if needed with your foot. Move the lid side to side to ensure it won't slide off under your weight.
Step 2: Make sure there is toilet paper and that is not wet for some ungodly reason
Step 3: Pull your pants down. Step up onto the toilet seat facing the wall behind the toilet. Both feet firmly planted.
Step 4: Using the sidewalls to brace yourself slowly pivot your body so you are facing the door.
Step 5: Slowly squat down
Step 6: Poop like a cat.
Step 7: Don't get caught.
See also: CAT Piss
Tina was horrified when some truck driver with incontinence burst through the stall door and caught her taking a CAT dump.
by Rabbit power February 28, 2019
Get the CAT DUMPmug. Blasting spudge. Either within the warm confines of a "friend" or spraying into socks, towels onto floors, sheets or various plumbing egresses.
by FatdogTavern December 15, 2015
Get the seed dumpingmug. When individuals who tend not to fart abruptly in public use the toilet for a #2 Job and as a result of holding it in, a sound familiar to that of a 50. Caliber machine gun occurs, capable of ripping apart the porcelain lining of the common toilet.
Holy cow! did you hear that Lehman dump in the room beside us?! I thought we were under attack!
Yeah Mitch's dump was a definite Lehman dump.
Yeah Mitch's dump was a definite Lehman dump.
by Birdman117 March 11, 2010
Get the Lehman Dumpmug. When your headed to the bathroom at the fastest possible speed while at the same time not shitting yourself
by Wild-bill December 13, 2017
Get the dump dashmug. by MysterionMothaFukca July 7, 2010
Get the mean dumpmug. when you gotta take a dump so bad that it sounds like a group of Afgani's charging a american military outpost.
by nigger block October 26, 2012
Get the Afgani dumpmug.