by Ashley1994 September 22, 2015
by Themans01 August 09, 2021
by StoneCold Steve Austinn March 28, 2022
conner ashton is a great, sweet, nice, guy. usually english. he has many talents like running, playing uno, and oddly bartending too. conner ashton is a easy guy to talk to, he often has a bright red face when laughing, or just when the weather is above 20 degrees. conner ashton is tall, solidly built, chubby (Guinness gut), blonde, red in the face, and are usually gay for men called jon. jon and conner ashton usually go at it pretty hard in the bedrooms of telopea when everyone else is asleep after a long shift at a british inspired bar. conner ashton us also the type of guy not to shut the fuck up about the maillard reaction.
"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024
Look at that Conner Prouse, his dick defies both space and time with its sheer dimensions, and that's not even erect.
by Conner Prouse July 15, 2019
that guy has conner john
by alphamaleXD December 04, 2020
When that one great friend takes you out on a weeknight and you end up getting completely hammered drunk and basically unable to work the next day
by armandoariago May 12, 2022