Chap

An extraordinary and dashingly handsome person.

Hot girl: My god, that chap is an absolute SnAk.

by Arcticuano February 20, 2020

chapped

1. Narrow minded, sheltered, black and white view of right and wrong.
2. Fundamental Christian view of morals, also ignorant of what goes on in the world.

Originated from the mentality that a senior class chaplain should hold, as a religious leader.

They go to church, they're too chapped to see the Hangover 2.
Man, did you see that scowl on Will's face when I said 'fuck'? He is so chapped.

by chappedchaplain November 17, 2011

Strap his chap

The preventative measure a male athlete might take to keep his penis from falling out of his shorts during competition.

“Athlete wins 400m hurdle race despite his penis constantly falling out of his shorts.” He did not strap his chap!

by Neuroscience Geek June 27, 2025

Chapped

The act of being so fucking pissed off and ready to snap on anyone that even looks in your general direction and your body language is a death stare combined with over-emphasized sighs or grunts.

Tracey Pike......LOL

Person 1: Hey isn't that Tracey over there let's go say hi.
Person 2: Fuck that she's chapped.

by Reddragon187 April 6, 2019

chapped under-eyes

That red rash under your eyes, like chapped winter lips but your eyes.

“It’s getting so cold out, I hate having these chapped under-eyes”

by moomoo4life November 20, 2024

Chapped bumhole

Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!

by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016

chapped

Pitted old fucked up pyrex

I asked my girl Nikia if she wanted to smoke and told her to let me see her pipe I took one look at it and said HELL NAW I AIN'T WASTIN MY DOPE IN THIS CHAPPED ASS PIPE! And I bounced!

by JeWeLee7o7 October 7, 2011