swim champ

The sperm that won the race and turned out to be a clueless human.
You just tripped over your own shoelace swim champ.
by digital_poi November 09, 2015
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Rookie Rumble Champ

The best at what they do… for a rookie. A rookie rumble winner has conquered, not quite a black diamond, but the bunny hill where beginners learn how to ski. Still, it’s winning anything is more than more will accomplish.
“Did you hear Katie’s a rookie rumble champ?”
“Yeah, not bad. She’s gonna do something bigger real soon.”
by ATLGurvin June 24, 2024
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Champ (or Champing)

There are essentially two meanings to doing the Champ (or Champing), as commonly understood in private professional services firms (bankers, consultants, lawyers, engineers, etc.).

1) To pump your chest, back your shoulders, lift your chin and look straight ahead with the confidence of a 10 even though you are a 7.5. Generally used by finance and law bros in bars/clubs to try to seduce their female counterparts. Best paired with a Patagucci, deal sleds and an invitation to dad's closed-circle retreat in Montauk. Works once in a while.

2) To argue as though one is absolutely right when being completely wrong and backed by no supporting evidence.
1) Dude! I was in the restroom at 1 0ak and when I got out of the toilet cabin, I looked at myself in the mirror, winked, I Champed myself up and walked out. That superb blonde saw me with my Champ on right when I got out of the restroom and the deal was closed! We skipped the closing dinner and went straight to dessert!

2) The person Champing: "Dude! Have you seen these fake news about climate change? The reason why there are less and less glaciers on earth is because they fall off the earth when they arrive at the end and then float in space! Other glaciers will show up from within our beautiful flat earth in due course!"
The other person: "Fuck buddy, you're doing the Champ (or Champing) again!"
by FinanceMan April 16, 2019
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thunder champ

when someone does something really stupid, but REALLY funny, you refer to them as a thunder champ.
nice fall! way to go thunder champ.
by bluh17 May 02, 2006
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Wyatt Champ

Wyatt Champ is the name of the First Hokage in Naruto.
Wyatt Champ used his wood style jutsu to defend the Hidden Leaf Village.
by Loveyou444eva September 08, 2021
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Midge Champ

A term used to describe somebody so outrageously small, they have been crowned champion.
Oh, Lewis? He's so small that he's practically a Midge Champ!
by Patrick_Sponge June 08, 2022
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Champ asf

Hey sorry to ask but are you champ asf
by You67644467 September 15, 2022
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