My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.

"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.

by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024

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Get the My dad is blankmug.

Thee blank Thoughts

Calling yourself thee “whatever your name is” thoughts. Is basically saying ur just incredible in all aspects.

Man 1: bro why would you do that to them?
Man 2: I’m THEE *blank* thoughts
Man1: oh my fault carry on

by Nemeus June 14, 2025

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Get the Thee *blank* Thoughtsmug.

Blank Plate

When a person wants to start a new life under a new identity OR A plate a person gets put in their head after an accident.

Pedro wanted a blank plate after testifying against the barista.

by Most Interesting Man Alive October 19, 2011

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Get the Blank Platemug.

Blanking

A term used to hold a "blank" expression while riding a rollercoaster or amusement park ride. Similar to "raw dogging" the rider remains completely emotionless with a neutral look on their face throughout the duration of the ride.

"Jordan was blanking on every ride at Universal Studios, you'd think he wasn't having any fun at all!"

by Ryder Strong September 13, 2024

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