Kangaroo Smuggler

Someone who likes having their anus fisted, while simultaneously having someone spit in their face/mouth.
Last night I met a Kangaroo Smuggler
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honey smuggler

My uncle is a honey smuggler
by The Big Nigel August 08, 2022
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Yo-yo smuggler

A woman sporting an extremely large cameltoe in an international airport!
Hey check out her cameltoe she is a yo-yo smuggler for sure!
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Tibetan Smuggler

Term given to a (hidden) hand rolled marijuana cigarette/blunt.
Hey man. I’ve got a Tibetan Smuggler in my pocket, let’s spark it up!

I’m so blazed man! That Tibetan Smuggler was fat!
by pilgrim_fiend May 08, 2012
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Cock smuggler

A bloke who hides other blokes cocks in his ass for pleasure without hesitation or regret.
That Alexander Gregory roe guy from Sandgate is such a cock smuggler! He’s always hanging out upstairs at the best mega club.
by Hitso April 23, 2018
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cock smuggler

I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler.
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turkey smuggler

An individual or group of individuals that carry excess body mass in/attached to either their abdominal cortex, gluteus maximus or thigh areas. This can also occur in a combination of these areas or all at once.

The excess body mass in these cases can be mistaken for holding or 'smuggling' turkeys within their undergarments.
Jeff, Sara, Tristan and Betty went to the store and couldn't believe the amount of people smuggling turkeys.

"Look at those turkey smugglers...that man is certainly smuggling at least 2 turkeys and his lady at least 3"
by Cre8Art January 30, 2014
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