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I’m gonna take you to prom

An ineffective limp wristed confusing threat. A phrase that is intended to replace “I’m gonna kick your ass” but would most likely leave the threatened party believing that the person uttering this phrase is romantically interested in them.
I’ve had enough of your shit, I’m gonna take you to prom.
by Krashski October 15, 2018
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prom night pretty

A girl who is not pretty out of the shower, but has a solid foundation and when applies makeup and effort appears pretty.
I saw Kim when she woke up this morning and realized she is a total prom night pretty.
by bryguy6969 February 5, 2018
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Prom Makeup

A term used by men, typically in a condescending way, towards women who wear large amounts of or creative makeup.
Her prom makeup does not look good, is she a drag queen??
by gfxchjkgfcxdchjgfcxhjk May 3, 2023
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prom

half a promise. said by tiffany pollard, a reality tv star queen who we should all look up to 🙄
i need you to promise me”
“i prom”

what’s prom”

“half a promise”
by il3vemygl0ck May 8, 2021
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Prom Night Tight

To have a tight, almost impenetrable vagina; to have no need for a draw string; the opposite of a bucket minge
Ben: You finally shagged her? What was her undersmile like?
Jerry: Oh man, she was prom night tight
by sheepfish13 September 13, 2012
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Prom Fate

As a form of destiny or fate, a Prom Fate is when you're going to prom with your prom date, then, before the end of the night, he/she either friend-zones or breaks up with you.
I met my Prom Fate last night, man. I miss her so much already.
by Garbonzo the 3rd May 30, 2018
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prom night tears

The response of a high school mean girl or cheersquad member when they've been told;"Your Prom Bids Will NOT be Accepted"!! They will be the ones whom will be crying their eyes out on prom night, while the classmates they had tormented all these years,will be having the time of their lives at "Prom Night".
Look at the mean girls cry!! They are crying "Prom Night Tears", because they were told that their prom bids were not accepted.
by RTBSTRD November 5, 2013
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