Polish Pete

Polish Pete - a young man called Peter of Polish birth who his particularly proud of his heritage, but is really just a bloke from West Yorkshire. Loves the outdoors and will have a strong affliction with some sort of outdoor activity (e.g. cycling) to the point where it no longer becomes a hobby but is more a habit and will consume the majority of their time. Polish Pete will brag about being able to drink like a slav, but can only really handle a few pints and a mixer before he feels tired and wants to go to bed.

Cyclist 1: "I thought Polish Pete was Polish? He sounds like a loiner to me."
Cyclist 2: "He is Polish - he ain't no Leeds chap either, he's from Bradford."
Cyclist 1: "Ah, that makes sense. It's full of immigrants up there"

by northernlass18 December 03, 2018

polish rab

The one and only polish rab their is no one like him.
Also goes by the name of rab or wysocki.
He is class at everything and is fucking polish.

wow look at polish rab he so cool

by rutfxyhk March 04, 2019

ankle polisher

A cat, especially a friendly one.

Lani was an ankle polisher who would greet me at the door every day when I came home from work.

by mwalimu February 26, 2008

polishing the colonel

Jerking off while eating fried chicken

Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.

by Billstar55 February 17, 2014

Polish Alan

Alan is a hairy little fellow who has zero friends, and has a bald dad. Alan is also another word for failure.

God i wouldn’t like to do a Polish Alan.

by MiniMexicanM4n April 20, 2023

The Poland Polisher

When you ejaculate on a bald head and use your discharge as polish.

I use The Poland Polisher on my dad to keep him looking clean.

by RandomUser03737 June 04, 2021

polish pussy

something that German and Russian men rape repeatedly.

man hitler sure raped that polish pussy

by kawaiijizzlord5000 August 31, 2015