Move the mail

To crap; to poop; to drop a deuce. A verb meaning to take a shit.

I poop regularly, but my wife needs eat fiber to help her move the mail each morning.

by West Coast Urbanite April 17, 2022

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stale mail

any E-mail that arrives (sometimes again) weeks after it was originally sent, due to very slow servers.

After replying to Karens Email, i realized it arrived today - BUT was sent two weeks ago, Damn Stale Mail!

by Addictive1 June 19, 2006

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tequi-mailing

Writing emails with too much tequila in your system.

I went out with friends last night for margaritas and when I came home, I started tequi-mailing people. I'm pretty sure that will come back to bite me in the butt.

by vtmom February 28, 2010

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Chain mail

No it is not real

It is used to scare people

Send this to ten girl or karma starts now

This is real it happened to my freind

Don’t believe chain mail

by Dancer_1 March 26, 2020

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FLunk Mail

Positive propaganda for the re-presenting of the ideal objects of desire. Comes in a range of sizes – small-medium to extra large and ribbed. Received without prior consent via mail, airmail, courier, personal exchange, drone, etc

1. Did you receive your fortnightly Flunk Mail?
2. Yes. It was terrible, but I have lost my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.
3. Here, avail yourself of mine. I don't even feel compelled to read my fortnightly Flunk mail now that I have replaced my letter box with my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.

by Karen_Eliot October 13, 2016

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