Person who goes to school or work even though he or she is sick. This person spreads germs and eventually makes everyone else in the class or office sick.
"Did you know Janice is here even though she has a fever of 103? Don't get too close to the outbreak monkey!"
"Stay home when you're sick. No one likes an outbreak monkey."
"Stay home when you're sick. No one likes an outbreak monkey."
by Jaundiced Eye September 6, 2007
Get the outbreak monkeymug. Useless miscellaneous tasks or duties assigned to someone capable of more challenging work. These tasks are usually boring and require very little brain activity. The type of work involved is somewhat professional, but still monotonous and stupid to the employee.
by Tay from da Bay December 9, 2006
Get the Monkey Workmug. An academic whose research consists of the stata commands reg, ivregress, robust, and vce().
The term is a reference to the old adage, "Infinite monkey theorem", that a million monkeys randomly typing at a million typewriters would eventually produce Shakespeare. To understand the term, just replace typewriters with "computers with stata" and shakespeare with "insightful economics."
The term is a reference to the old adage, "Infinite monkey theorem", that a million monkeys randomly typing at a million typewriters would eventually produce Shakespeare. To understand the term, just replace typewriters with "computers with stata" and shakespeare with "insightful economics."
A Regression Monkey hitting keys at random on a computer with Stata for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, such as the complete works of insightful economics.
by Reg Monkey August 5, 2019
Get the Regression Monkeymug. Damn, those mountain monkeys totally cleaned out the Systembolaget. They're like a swarm of locusts!
by SwampThang October 24, 2012
Get the mountain monkeymug. by Spraybottlesnowmen August 24, 2010
Get the many a monkeymug. A person who is at the epicenter of any cold/virus/disease that goes around. They may or may not be aware of their status as a host monkey until those around them have all been infected.
by Betta May 12, 2008
Get the Host Monkeymug. by Joenuts567 April 26, 2021
Get the Monkey KFCmug.