jelly lung

Excessive coughing with large amounts of phlegm coming from chest(congestion). Often happens after quiting smoking and sometimes seasonal allergies.

I haven't smoked a butt in 3 days and the jelly lung is already killing me!

by Daveeeos March 7, 2016

Lung burner

an instance of passing gas in which the common sulphuric particles are much higher than normal, simulating the sensation that would feel like a person's lungs were burning upon inspiration (breathing in or inhaling.)

Something's not agreeing with my stomach, if I fart, it's gonna be really bad, possibly a lung burner.

by mprfct gntlmn October 24, 2009

Gobble-lung

Deadly disease of the lungs. Symptoms include: Inflammation of lungs and surrounding organs, coughing blood, weakness, nausea, and death.

Person 1: "I heard Liv coughing earlier. Think she's got the ol' gobble-lung."
Person 2: "Shame. It was nice knowing her."

by Gwundezeron December 3, 2022

Crack lung

Crack lung. The sound your crack head neighbour makes when he coughs up his lung.

You hear eagle with his crack lung again?

by Lunger February 14, 2019

Lung Guacamole

The thick green phlegmy batter like loogi snot wad, you hack up when you have a respatorie infection.

After pulling a bong rip, I hacked up some "Lung Guacamole". Dip tortilla chips at your own will, if you happen to get the munchies.

by Jacen Ynot March 5, 2020

Fuckalukus of the Lung

Unidentified Lung infection .... when one can’t breath due to an infection caused by some type of illness.

Damn that cough sounds horrible sounds like you have Fuckalukus of the Lung !!

by Ranchcarpets March 19, 2020

Tear a lung

To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.

Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.

Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.

by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022