Losing your Pink Ribbon

When a straight dude sleeps beside a gay guy and nothing happens besides sleep the whole night.

"Tell me about Losing your Pink Ribbon again."
"I lost my Pink Ribbon to Steve last night"
"The gay dude. No sex? You sure?"
"Yep, just sleep... maybe some spooning."

by specialbreh June 10, 2018

Losing your man privilege

When someone goes ching-chong in your ding-dong

losing your man privilege is funny until it happens to you

by retardJim69420 February 11, 2021

Lose the farm

Referring to the historical forfeit or seizure of one's farm due to loss of income or inability to pay costs, this expression means one has lost a great deal of money gambling.

Megan: "Hey Joe! How'd the poker tournament go?

Joe: "I lost the farm."

Chris: Hey Sarah, I'm going to the racetrack to bet on horses.

Sarah: Don't lose the farm!

by thymarchhare July 10, 2024

Lose-Lose Win-Win

1. Think of something you know you need to do, but that you don't want to do.
2. Stop waiting and go do it.
3. Don't listen to me.
4. Don't let me tell you what to do.
5. Do what you want.

And that's an example of a lose-lose win-win.

by Ferington January 27, 2021

Losing my face

It is like the term "losing my mind" accept it physical. Like being clumsy or messing stuff up.

I keep messing stuff up I'm losing my face

by Olive Elizabeth Lou January 31, 2019

losing

winners don’t know what this term is

did you hear that John is losing the football game last night?

by John boat January 12, 2024

National lose your virginity day

March 27th is National lose your virginity to a munch day

National lose your virginity day is defined as did you lose your v card on the national day

by Munchmommy March 27, 2024